The Email Sales Pitch

Everyone wants your email address these days so they can spam the living daylights out of you with the latest ‘news’ about the goldfish insurance industry – or 50% off something that mysteriously doubled in price the day before you got the email.

Why do they do it? Well, because there’s a 0.3% chance that one in every six hundred annoyed recipients might buy some something on the 47th email of the week.

We’ll be honest, we like it when people buy stuff too. But we really, really don’t like annoying people. We know you don’t want ‘news’ about our business (if you must know, our drains were a bit blocked last week and wasps are really attracted to our bins this time of year). So if you give us your email address we’ll only message you 2-4 times a month (whenever we think of something good to offer).

Sometimes we send (genuinely) decent discount codes. Sometimes we give stuff away for free when you place an order, or do a buy one get one free. Alongside these deals, we’ll let you know if we’ve got new flavours or devices in stock. If this is the kind of thing you want then drop your details in below:

(We use a company called Mailchimp to manage our emails and it’s very easy to unsubscribe if you get bored of saving money and getting cool stuff).